<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><atom:link href="http://www.toadhopnetwork.com/podcast" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"></atom:link><link>http://www.toadhopnetwork.com</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright &#xA9; 2002-2013 toadhopnetwork.com. 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All our brains have space for are worthless facts on random flicks (Fred Dekker directed &#34;Robocop 3&#34; and needs to be shot in the face). We may not make a dent, but we&#39;re here to throw mad rocks at the Hollywood machine. Tune us in. Get in the shit.</itunes:summary><item><category>Talk Radio</category><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><dc:creator>Heidi and Frank</dc:creator><link>?pid=69072</link><wfw:commentRss>?pid=69072</wfw:commentRss><title>Reel Bastards - 08/07/12</title><description>The AHNULD EPISOWDE!!! 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